"But I believe in this and it's been tested by research...

... that he who fucks nuns will later join the church."

Lyric from Death or glory by The Clash, if you're wondering.

Misplaced loyalty (and that's putting it mildly!)

Here's Dennis Cooper's letter on the Tories' ultimate act of treachery on 5 March 2008, so far printed only in The Scotsman. The only other person to cover this story was Vindico.