Jury Rules AEG Live Executives Not Smooth Criminals

From Starpulse,

After three days of deliberations, the 12-person jury in the Michael Jackson wrongful death trial has ruled that executives of concert promoter AEG Live can Beat It.

While the jury ruled that the concert promoter did hire Dr. Conrad Murray to care for Jackson during his planned 50 show London concert residency in 2009, they also ruled that he wasn't "Dangerous".

Jackson's mother Katherine filed the suit on September 15, 2010, claiming that AEG Live were Bad when they hired Dr. Murray, who is currently serving time in prison on manslaughter charges for Blood on the Dance Floor.

Mrs. Jackson filed the lawsuit, naming Michael's three children, Prince, Paris and Prince Michael II (aka 'Blanket') as co-plaintiffs, and was seeking $40 billion in damages, and was not going to Stop Until She Got Enough.

Last month AEG executives Randy Phillips and Paul Gongaware were dismissed from the case after the judge determined that they hadn't Wanna Be Startin' Something.

During the trial, AEG execs maintained that Jackson was the Man in the Mirror for hiring Dr. Murray, who is set to be released from prison later this month after serving two years of his four year sentence.

Global Warmenism is a religion: official

We are used to being bombarded with stories about Jesus or Mary appearing in slices of toast or the lids of Marmite jars.

That's absolutely fine, religion is all about looking for signs of divine intervention. What is now mightily chucklesome is the response of the Global Warmenists to the pictures of the iceberg that does indeed look a lot like a face with tears rolling down it:

... some think it shows Mother Nature in tears at the state of our planet. The stunning image shocked onlookers who felt the vivid pattern in the melting glacier looked like teary-eyed nature staring straight at them in a foreboding manner.

Maybe it's just me ...

... but I can't help thinking that Paris Jackson bears absolutely bugger all resemblance to Wacko Jacko. She's got blue eyes FFS:

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From The Mirror:

Ambulance service fury as Swindon man dials 999 to report Michael Jackson's death

Friday night gear changes

My already low opinion of Michael Jackson (no, not this one) was not enhanced by the timing of his passing, which pushed the delightful Farrah Fawcett (it has always puzzled me why this particular fakecharity named itself in her honour, but hey) out of the headlines.

As further evidence for the prosecution, I present the following Truck Driver's Gear Changes:

Rock with you

Man in the mirror

Heal the world