Guido Fawkes has documented The Curse Of Jonah in some detail, which appeared to be true. I had assumed, for example, that the success of Team GB at the 2008 Beijing Olympics was in part due to The Goblin King's refusal to attend the opening ceremony.
Just before the final Formula One Grand Prix race this afternoon, ITV broadcast a brief congratulatory message from The Goblin King, at which my heart sank. Presumably they didn't broadcast this in Brazil, because, I am happy to announce, Lewis Hamilton has just managed to win the World Championship.*
* As long as he is not subjected to a post-race penalty, as happened to him after the Belgian GP two months ago. Fingers crossed!
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