Showing posts with label Bullshit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bullshit. Show all posts

Thursday, 16 July 2020

"San Francisco building lifted 10 feet in preparation of rising sea levels"

From Dezeen:

A historic waterfront building in San Francisco that weighs 2,075 tons, the equivalent of 20 space shuttles, will be hoisted up over three metres above ground to protect it from flooding caused by climate change.

Building 12, which was completed in 1941 for America's shipbuilding effort during the second world war, is being lifted up in advance of a renovation by architecture firm Perkins and Will...


OK, so they are going to pop it on stilts and have a suspended walkway to the nearest piece of high ground for access?

Once raised Perkins and Will will extend the building from 118,890 square feet (11,045 square metres) to 230,000 square feet (21,367 square metres), adding a new basement, second level and mezzanine.

In other words, the site owner couldn't get planning permission to demolish a historic building, but the council allowed him to lift it up and build another two storeys beneath it, thus preserving the 'iconic' roof-line (I think it looks ghastly, but it does have historic significance).

Friday, 23 June 2017

Nobody move or the German car makers get it!

Via MBK, from The Times, still working on Project Fear. (Didn't they get the memo? The Referendum was held a year ago and they lost):

A hard Brexit will put up to 18,000 jobs in the German car industry in danger because vehicles will become “significantly more expensive” for British consumers, analysts said yesterday.

The knock-on effects of border duties imposed between Britain and the EU at basic World Trade Organisation levels could mean sales of European-made cars will plummet by one fifth in the UK, Deloitte forecast.

A hard Brexit — defined by the report as leaving the EU single market and falling back on WTO trading rules — would mean a 21 per cent price increase for British consumers, Deloitte said, with the cumulative impact of the drop in the pound and extra trade costs.

The car industry would be one of the sectors that suffers the most because tariffs of 10 per cent for finished vehicles are higher than the WTO average for all goods. It has also come to rely on “just-in-time” supply chains which are highly responsive to demand and would be badly interrupted by the need for customs verification checks at either UK or EU border control posts.


1. WTO rules do not say anywhere that you have to impose a 10% tariff on cars.

2. Where did they get that "10% duty on imported cars" figure from? Funny you should ask, that happens to be the common tariff which EU Member States have to apply to cars imported from e.g. Japan.

3. If the EU want to play silly buggers and apply this 10% tariff to cars made in the UK, there's not much we can do to stop them. It is entirely up to the UK what sort of tariff we impose on imported cars, whereby the ideal tariff is of course precisely zero. On everything. That's good for UK consumers, good for UK producers in the medium and long term and will play well on the world stage.

4. Even if the UK were stupid enough to maintain the standard 10% tariff on cars and 3% - 4% on car parts, it would make naff all difference to most buyers. It would make no difference to people who buy cars made in Japan. Expensive German cars would get a bit more expensive in relative terms, but as we know, showroom prices in £££ are surprisingly stable and largely unaffected by exchange rates or tariffs. And hence the number of cars imported from Germany would fall be nowhere near one-fifth as stated in the article.

5. As per usual, the article fails to distinguish between the impact of tariffs imposed by the UK and those imposed by other countries, both are bad, but to some extent the damage cancels itself out, the effect is not cumulative. (In the same way that taxes and subsidies cancel each other out to some extent).

6. Even if the article is correct and we end up with fewer Audi and BMW drivers behaving like arseholes in the fast lanes of our wonderful motorways, is that really A Bad Thing?

Thursday, 25 August 2016

Internet Bullshit* Of The Day, Probably.

Emailed in by James Higham from The Register:

If you worry the Internet of Things is bollocks and that the industry's just milking an old idea, think again: research outfit Arcluster has declared that the “Connected Cow and Farm” market will become a US$10.75 billion concern in 2021, a rather nice jump from today's $1.27 billion.

Byte-blowing bovines are going to drive most of the growth, says Arcluster's research director Arun Nirmal, who says “the intersection of highly sophisticated automation and M2M technologies combined with the application of Industrial Internet of Things in this space is set to disrupt the industry over the next decade."

How will cows be disrupted?

The Connected Cow market apparently comprises seven sub-markets, namely:
•Health Monitoring
•Mating Management
•Herd Management
•Automated Milking
•Comfort and Cleaning
•Automated Feeding
•Others


* In the context, more accurately "cowshit".

Friday, 19 February 2016

Lando: Empire Deal 'An Historic Moment for Cloud City'

From Sky:

Lando Calrissian has secured a "historic" deal on the Cloud City's relationship with the Empire after two days of intense negotiations.

At a news conference shortly after the deal was done in Bespic, Mr Calrissian said: "In the last hour, I have negotiated a deal to give Cloud City special status with the Empire'.

"This deal has delivered on the commitments I made at the start of this process.

"Cloud City will remain outside of Imperial control and Princess Leia and the Wookie will remain with us".