Showing posts with label Twitter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twitter. Show all posts

Sunday, 28 February 2016

And?

There's a lot of people outraged on Twitter (when aren't they) about this Tweet




And yes, apparently those are Mussolini's words. And yes, Mussolini was a shit, but if you forget Il Duce said it, is there anything wrong with it?

Thursday, 10 May 2012

"Passengers in tears after runaway cows hit by Manchester bound train"

From Mancunian Matters:

Escaped cows were struck by a passenger train with around 200 people on board to Manchester yesterday. The runaway herd found their way onto the tracks of the 2.45pm Crosscountry Trains service between Bournemouth and Manchester and were hit near Tackley, north of Oxford.

The trains are now running again after several delays last night. No passengers were injured but several were in tears at the sight of the 12 injured animals...

Drew Benvie, UK managing director of the Hotwire Group of PR companies, tweeted from on board the carriage: "Our virgin train just outside Oxford has hit a herd of animals at hi speed and we think a vehicle. People in tears. Train is on the tracks."


#theydhavemadesuchlovelyburgers

Wednesday, 10 August 2011

#LondonRiots

WrinklyGirl63: Just re-mortgaged. £100k. Going shopping 4 lots of bling. Sweet.

BuyToLetKing98: Sold Croydon flat last month. LOLZ. £50k profit.

SeniorBanker: Just got bonus. 7 figgers!

VerySeniorBanker: @ SeniorBanker. Mine 8 figgers!!!!! You batty boy :-)

SeniorBanker: @ VerySeniorBanker. B4stard.

ExpressRdr: Houses up two thousand poundz last month. http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/257244. Whop whop!!!!

SouthLondonD-Veloper: @ BuyToLetKing98. Just been offered a tasty site in Croydon. Ka-ching $$$$$$$$$$$$$.

MailReeder: And these kidz 2day just want it all 4 nuffink!!!! Lazee f-ers.

EnglishD-FensLeague: @ MailReeder. My Homeys will give these kidz a beatin. For sure.

SurreyNIMBY45: Gr8 newz! Council just blocked new housez. Prices in my patch goin UPUPUPUP.

CroydonRetailKing: @ SLD-V. Just been offered £millions for burnt out building. Costa Del Sol, here I come :-)

SurreyFarmer: @ SurreyNIMBY. Just gave council man fat brown envelope. You larf 2 soon. LOLZ.

BuyToLetKing98: Just heard. Croydon flat burned out at w/end. DBL LOLZ.