Showing posts with label Roman Catholics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Roman Catholics. Show all posts

Monday, 20 May 2013

Ooooh! Kinky!

From Pink News:

The Conservative MP [Jacob Rees-Mogg] for North-East Somerset has said that he will choose to be "whipped" by the Catholic Church rather than by his party.

The mind boggles.

In today's Metro he was reported as saying:

"I believe it is the right of the churches to define marriage, not the right of the state, so I shall vote in accordance with the Roman Catholic whip"

Righty-ho. But that doesn't answer the question "Who decides what is a 'church' and what isn't?" The answer must be either a) the members of the church or b) the 'state'.

As an aside, after 1945 there were a lot of so-called "uncle marriages" in Austria and Catholic areas of Germany. This was because war widows were set to lose their war widows' pensions if they remarried, so what a lot of couples did was to have the big wedding in the local Catholic church (to make the relationship socially acceptable) but never register this at the official register office. So in the eyes of the 'state' these war widows were not actually married and could continue to draw their war widows' pensions.

The expression "uncle marriage" arose because the widows' children were encouraged to refer to their step-father (?) as their "uncle", just so that there would be no nasty mix-ups with the authorities. But the point of the example is that there is quite clearly a difference between "being married" from the point of view of the Church and "being married" from the point of view of the 'state'. A couple can be one or the other or both as it sees fit. And presumably there are bizarre situations where one parner is considered to be married and the other isn't. And what about polygamists who come to the UK - do the second and third wives actually count as "wives"?

As per usual for religious fanatics, Rees-Mogg wants the best of both worlds (like Islamists complaining about the UK government abusing their human rights).

Monday, 4 March 2013

Britain's top Catholic Cardinal O'Brien facing inquiry after admitting his 'sexual conduct fell well below standard'

From The Daily Mail:

The disgrace of Britain's most senior Roman Catholic was complete last night as Cardinal Keith O'Brien admitted to poor sexual technique. In a shock statement, Cardinal O'Brien effectively admitted that allegations that he made homosexual approaches to young trainee priests were true.

Until a week ago Cardinal O'Brien, 74, had been preparing to help choose the next Pope. But last night he admitted his 'sexual conduct' had "fallen below the standards expected of me as a priest, archbishop and cardinal.. I'd completely lost touch with the gay scene, and didn't know which clubs to visit to meet willing but discreet partners. Instead, I forced myself on unwilling and unwitting young men."

He said sorry and added that he was retiring from public life. The former archbishop will face a Stonewall investigation into his behaviour and could be referred to relationship counselling to ease his way back into the LGBT community.

"We are a broad and forgiving church," commented Ben Summerskill for Stonewall. "Keith has transgressed, but his very public apology is an important first step to finding acceptance and true companionship. We will always be here to give him the support he needs at this very difficult time."

Monday, 18 February 2013

"Yes We Vati-can!"

When I saw this in The Metro last week, I initially assumed it was a spoof, but it is actually a gloriously tasteless genuine advertisement:

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

Roman Catholic cardinal makes good point: shock

From the BBC:

A Roman Catholic cardinal has accused the UK government of operating an "anti-Christian foreign policy".

Cardinal Keith O'Brien has attacked plans to increase aid to Pakistan to more than £445m, without any commitment to religious freedom for Christians. Speaking in Glasgow, Cardinal O'Brien called on Foreign Secretary William Hague to seek human rights guarantees...

The cardinal's call came as a report by Vatican-approved agency Aid to the Church in Need suggested 75% of religious persecution around the world is directed against Christians, affecting 100 million people.


Hard to disagree with any of that.

Monday, 21 February 2011

Archbishop with foot fetish has the last laugh...

From The Daily Mail:

The archbishop of Dublin washed the feet of victims of clerical abuse yesterday in one of the most visible acts of contrition for the systemic mistreatment of children that has shattered the Irish Catholic Church.

Sunday, 13 February 2011

"Gay church 'marriages' set to get the go-ahead"

Hey... they could hold these in a Roman Catholic church or an Anglican cathedral*.

The bloke in charge of the ceremony can join in the fun by wearing a dress himself.

* Or indeed in a mosque, where the bloke in charge seems to wear a trouser/dress combo.

Friday, 26 March 2010

Hilariously Named Journalist Of The Week

Here

UPDATE

Monday, 26 October 2009

All your bases are belong to us!