You shouldn't laugh but...

A British woman was attacked in Thailand by a pack of macaques while on trip to conquer her lifelong fear of primates.

Makes a change from cows...

From The Telegraph:

A troop of performing monkeys instructed in the martial art of taekwondo has taken revenge on their trainer.

Lo Wung, 42, taught the monkeys so they could entertain crowds outside a shopping centre in Nshi, in eastern China's Hubei province. But the money-spinning primates turned the tables on their trainer when he slipped during a show, with one quick-thinking monkey flooring him with a kick to the head...

This is fast approaching Parody Singularity. I look forward to the headline "Bear escapes from cage after keepers train him as a locksmith".

Emailed in by FormerTory.