"Boris Johnson’s deputy, Ray Lewis, resigns in row over sex allegations"

The story so far is in The Times.

Here is the photo from the front page of today's LondonPaper:
You can just imagine the conversation:
Boris: "OK, let's get our story straight"
Ray: "I never, ever, encouraged a child to put his or her hand down my trousers"
Boris: "No, like I'm doing now, that's never happened to him before"
Ray: "Does this remind you of what you had to do to your teachers at Eton, you naughty boy?"
Boris: "It reminds me of the maths teacher, what a fat, sweaty prick"
Ray: "Oooh ... I have a fat, sweaty prick?"
Boris: "No, you just look like one ... shit ... are these microphones on?"

Let's not forget that Red Ken had been in charge for eight years before stories about Lee Jasper or Rosemary Emodi came to light - which makes me thing that Red Ken can't have been that inefficient or corrupt - Bonking Boris has been in charge for what ... six weeks? And he's lost the plot already?