Daily Mail on top (form)

The DM's roving estate agent reporter gets some titillation.

"I'm so sorry the screams from my dungeon upset the tennis club": A surreal encounter with the suburban dominatrix (and ex-pastry chef) locked in a spanking great row with her wealthy neighbours

* Mistress Evilyne has run her dominatrix business in Kent for two years
* Neighbours of her 'torture chamber' were stunned to discover the business
* She runs her business from a £2,300-a-month five-bed suburban home
* Fellow residents insist they just want to know if the business is legal

Close to the perfect DM news story?

"Britain's agonising wait for its next Wimbledon winner recommences"

Art News

From The Guardian and The BBC:

A dress used in a photograph to targets the issue of women's bottoms has been sold and will be removed from the model that was wearing it, a scaffolding company has claimed.

The creation shows a women holding a tennis racket and scratching her arse.

It appeared in Athena shops across the country, including one in West London, just a few miles from Wimbledon, where the UK's tennis tournament is held.