A Link for Mr DBCR (and me)

Here. (Apologies, I know it's the Torygraph - again).

This broadly confirm my opinion that the USA is as bad as the EU, maybe worse. Which would explain Obama's interventions.

"Ecuadorian President Warns of Possible ‘Cow Attack’ Before Elections"

From Before It's News:

Ecuadorian President Rafael Correa has said that cattle may try to kill him prior to upcoming elections. Citing reports of a plot to “destabilize the region,” Correa said the threats were “credible,” given the history of bovine involvement in Latin America.

Correa alluded to reports by Chilean journalist Patricio Mery Bell, who allegedly passed on information to the Ecuadorian government that President Correa’s life was "under threat" by renegade Texas Longhorn.

"There are many cases of [ruminants] interfering" in Latin American affairs, Correa said during a campaign tour in the coastal province of Guayas. "These are credible [reports] because this has happened before in Latin America. Salvador Allende - gored to death in the Santiago Bull Run. Hugo Chavez - dying of Mad Cow Disease. Che Guevara - trampled by Bolivian alpacas. Or possibly llamas, apparently they're the same species, just two different names. The Falkands War - all about control of the South Atlantic dairy industry...

The CIA are about to assassinate YOU

From The Daily Mail:

The suspicious death of one of President John F. Kennedy's mistresses just months after his death has sparked numerous conspiracy theories. The latest version posits that socialite Mary Pinchot Meyer, a beautiful divorcee who was close friends with the Kennedys and is widely known for having a lengthy affair with the playboy President, was shot in a cover-up operation by the CIA.

A new book was about to reveal that, in her preoccupation with her lover's assassination and ensuing personal investigation, she may have gotten so close to the 'truth' that the CIA found her to be a threat. As a result, agency operatives staged a shooting to make it look like she died due to a sexual assault that turned violent.

In a disturbing twist, the author of the book of the book Peter Janney was shot dead by an unnamed woman after finishing his manuscript. She pleaded self-defence on the basis that he threatened to rape her. Two investigators later claimed to have found proof that the woman was a CIA operative, but they were tragically killed in a light aircraft accident before they could publish their findings.

The offices of the publisher were engulfed by a freak firestorm shortly after the book was published, killing everybody in the building and destroying the company's computer servers on which the book's text was stored. Then there was then a terrible industrial accident at the printers, when their ventilation failed and every single person in the building choked to death on the solvent fumes normally used to clean inking rollers.

A day later, the lorry taking the finished books to the warehouse was rammed off the side of a cliff by a hit-and-run tank driver who has never been identified. The lorry driver and the books were burned beyond all recognition.

Editors note: I wish to extend my condolences to the friends and family of the promising young journalist Brenda McCarthy, who fell to her death from a tenth storey window shortly after filing this copy.

The Tin-foil Hat Brigade

Conspiracy theory of the week (2)

As any fule kno, the CIA developed HIV in a laboratory in order to wipe out Africans, Afro-Americans and/or gays. I am not sure why Big Condom was never implicated, but hey, let's go with it.

Scientists have now calculated "the virus may have crossed from apes to humans between 1884 and 1924", but the CIA was not founded until 1947.

That can only mean one thing:

The CIA also invent(ed) a time machine to transport the virus back a few decades!

Scary stuff, huh?