Mark Wadsworth: New UK government comedy website

Monday, 23 February 2009

Abandon hope, all ye who enter Real Help Now

Steven_L said...: Have you seen this one before?

"Life's too short to be bogged down by rules and regulations.

And that's where the Better Regulation Executive comes in. We challenge new legislation and simplify, improve and even scrap existing regulation..."

http://www.betterregulation.gov.uk/; 23 February 2009 at 17:52
JuliaM said...: I wonder how much that cost us...; 23 February 2009 at 18:04
Anonymous said...: Hi Mark.
I gave it a go, followed the instruction to "click on my area" to see what is being done to help me, and was informed that:

A Lincolnshire entrepreneur has become one of the first people in the county to receive funding from EnterpriseLoans East Midlands to develop his aerial photography business.

I'm puzzled how this helps me or anybody else in Lincolnshire (apart from the guy with the overhead surveillace camera).; 23 February 2009 at 18:58
Mark Wadsworth said...: JE, in my area ... "Around 500 families in five London boroughs will now receive 100 per cent of their childcare costs as opposed to up to 80 per cent under the old scheme."

Well whoopee-f***ing-do. Remind me, how many million families live in London?; 23 February 2009 at 19:31
AntiCitizenOne said...: GetOutOfMyFuckingWayYouParasiticFucks.com; 23 February 2009 at 23:04

Monday, 23 February 2009