Monday, 25 July 2016

Maths joke

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.


PJH said...

Actually there's 10 kinds of people
- those who understand trinary
- those that don't
- those that think this joke is about binary

A K Haart said...

This one could run and run.

Frank said...

There are two kinds of people: those who think there are two kinds of people and those who don't.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

I could go on. ;-)

Dinero said...

Typing error Joke -

Where's the best place to buy supper.

a suppermarket.

pen seive said...

I like maths. If it wasn't for geometry, there'd be no point.

View from the Solent said...

I'm staying out of this

Mark Wadsworth said...

PJH, F, D, PS, excellent.

VFTS, I thought you were proper scientist? Surely you know some maths jokes? I thought scientists only spent a third of their time experimenting and the other third thinking up jokes.

James Higham said...

Now that one's good.

View from the Solent said...

Aah, I'm mainly a mathist. Our jokes tend to be about engineers and physicists. Or statisticians.

There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.