Quote of the day

From today's Times (scroll down):

Marston's, the brewer behind Pedigree ale, has distanced itself from industry moves to ban the Chancellor from every pub in the land ... “If Mr Darling has got money in his pocket, he's welcome in our pubs, preferably if he brings some mates,” says Derek Andrew, head of Marston's Inns & Taverns. "Assuming he's got any mates,” adds Ralph Findlay, chief executive...

Does Ralph read The Daily Mash, perchance?