Mark Wadsworth: Maths joke

Monday, 25 July 2016

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

PJH said...: Actually there's 10 kinds of people
- those who understand trinary
- those that don't
- those that think this joke is about binary; 26 July 2016 at 00:11
A K Haart said...: This one could run and run.; 26 July 2016 at 09:55
Frank said...: There are two kinds of people: those who think there are two kinds of people and those who don't.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

I could go on. ;-); 26 July 2016 at 10:13
Dinero said...: Typing error Joke -

Where's the best place to buy supper.

a suppermarket.; 26 July 2016 at 11:35
Penseivat said...: I like maths. If it wasn't for geometry, there'd be no point.; 26 July 2016 at 15:26
View from the Solent said...: I'm staying out of this; 26 July 2016 at 15:40
Mark Wadsworth said...: PJH, F, D, PS, excellent.

VFTS, I thought you were proper scientist? Surely you know some maths jokes? I thought scientists only spent a third of their time experimenting and the other third thinking up jokes.; 26 July 2016 at 18:26
James Higham said...: Now that one's good.; 27 July 2016 at 12:29
View from the Solent said...: Aah, I'm mainly a mathist. Our jokes tend to be about engineers and physicists. Or statisticians.

There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.; 27 July 2016 at 13:14

Monday, 25 July 2016