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sassysdad

19 May 2013 5:16pm

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@FrankLittle - Join his local Party, lets say Labour, work hard, get involved, win the support of the group. that's the way many have made their way into elected office.

MPs call on MPs to give up pensions after Olympic failure

MPs should forgo their massive pensions after failing to supply any of the legacies promised by the Olympic Games, a committee of MPs has said.

They should also compensate hotel owners who were promised a boost of tourism from the Olympics but did not get any, the Home Affairs Committee argued in a report on Olympic legacy.

MPs pensions cost £20.5m

But committee chairman Keith Vaz said that MPs had delivered an expensive fiasco after "recklessly boasting" that it could meet the promises to voters.

Tourism chiefs admitted last month that Olympics had cost in tourism revenue after the Olympics reduced the number of visitors to the country.

The hotel owners were forced to turn to their banks for extra loans, which they'll have to pay.

"The government of the 8th largest economy in the world, taking people's money at threat of violence, turned years of people's work to nothing" Labour MP Mr Vaz said.

The government had provided the people with information that was "at best unreliable, at worst downright misleading", he added.

Mr Vaz explained: "Days before they admitted their failure, Jeremy Hunt was telling people that tourism would be boosted, even though all the evidence from years before was that it wouldn't."

The report also suggested that voters should maintain a blacklist of parties to avoid when making future voting decisions.

Taxpayer funding for political parties & MPs' expenses

OK, let's chuck everything in the pot, think about human nature, and see what we can achieve with as few rules as possible:

1. Typical MP costs £200,000 a year, there are 529 English MPs, an average Parliament runs for four years, so that's £423 million over the course of a Parliament. There are other bits and pieces, so let's round it up to £460 million.

2. Just under 23 million votes were cast in England (including 1.3 million for parties which obtained no seats) in 2005, so that means the average vote was worth £20 to the parties.

3. Recent events have shown that the Labour Party couldn't care less about complying with their own internal rules or electoral law that they introduced; the Lib Dems are just as bad (but on a smaller scale) and a couple of Tory MPs have been caught with their hand in the till. If MPs defraud their own party, what do I care, frankly? That makes the MPs concerned and their Party look bad, so that's a result AFAICS, if they end up having their collar felt, that's a bonus. But these fraudulent expense claims and massive salary increases, gold plated pensions etc are an outrage.

4. My problem with taxpayer funding is that my tax money goes to pay for all the parties I didn't vote for. Plus it leads to even more corruption, it isolates politicians even more from real life , does nothing to prevent large donors trying to influence party policy. In theory, you could make donations illegal, but I have no objection to them (it is a free world) and secondly such a ban would be unenforceable. However much money parties have, they will still end up spending all of it (or in the case of the Labour Party "all of it and more'), it all just goes on advertising anyway, I can make up my own mind, thank you.

5. The problem with MPs being able to write themselves cheques for their own expenses and vote themsleves pay-rises seemingly at will is that they all are all in it together, there are, in practice, no restraints whatsoever.

Right ... here are a my three simple rules that will fix all this ...

a) MPs' salaries and pensions and expenses claims to be scrapped.

b) Each voter gets an extra box on his ballot slip asking "Would you like candidate's constituency branch to receive a grant of £5 a year for the life of the next Parliament?". This will encourage people to vote for minor parties (which would add to the gaeity of the nation) and it will be very interesting to see how many people vote for a party but fail to tick the box (i.e. tactical voters). If the parties get greedy and increase this to £10 or £15 etc, more and more people will refuse to tick the box in protest, so ultimately we should end up at the 'right' amount of funding. Conversely, parties may even find that they can increase their total income by reducing the amount down to a more modest amount like £4 or £3.

c) It will then be up to each party to decide internally how much the constituency branch can keep and how much has to be handed over to head office; how much salary their MPs will be paid; and it will be up to each party to check MPs' expense claims. If MPs waste less on salaries and expenses for themselves and their family, the party will have more left in the kitty to fight the next election. If the Campaign for Real Ale Party want to spend their grants down the boozer, then good luck to them.

Right. That's that fixed.