From The Metro:
Switzerland: An injured boar attacked his father and his two sons as they played in their garden. The 90kg (200lb) animal bit Markus Lainer in the leg before fleeing. The 37-year old said: "I tried to fight it off, hitting it until it let go. It ran off and I noticed it didn't have its back feet."
Police in the northern village of Adlikon later shot the boar and said it had been injured in a collision with a train.
Makes a change from "the prisoner fell down the stairs", I suppose.
Starmer’s authoritarian instincts
3 hours ago
7 comments:
"An injured board"
2 by 4 on the rampage as well now?
SK, oops, I have amended.
awww, I liked the board
SK, plenty more word confusion-related humour in my latest post.
*peruses*
You're not wrong, it's the Firth of Clyde not the Fourth
You are possibly confusing it with Edinburgh which has does have a forth but that also has a firth thus creatng the firth of forth
SK, oh Jesus, I'm not doing very well today. But at least I didn't write "Fourth" instead of "Forth".
Poor thing. That's no way to go.
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