"This offensive behaviour is not only shocking but intolerable and completely unacceptable"

Guess who said this about whom:

a) Caroline Spelman, on the subject of Matthew Lewis, who engaged in a spot of McCann baiting at a New Year party (of which I am not entirely innocent), or

b) Matthew Lewis, on the subject of Caroline Spelman, who paid for her private nanny out of her MP's staffing allowance?*

* Please note, I accept that it is difficult for mothers of younger children to carry out their MP's duties. If a law were passed, openly and honestly, that female MPs with children under a certain age were entitled to an additional allowance (yeah, like a salary of £63,291 a year won't cover it), then so be it.