Wednesday, 8 March 2017

Daily Mail on top form

From The Daily Mail:

A 43-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of murder after an Oxford-educated business development manager was found battered to death at her home.

Samantha Blake-Mizen, 47, suffered severe head injuries in an attack at a £500,000 property in the small village of Ludgershall, Buckinghamshire.

It gets worse/better:

An 82-year-old retired opticians assistant, who lived opposite Miss Blake-Mizen but who asked to remain anonymous, admitted it was a huge shock to village life.

Not going to take the locals long to identify her, is it?


Sean Vosper said...

Ha ha ! - Brilliant!