Friday, 25 July 2014

Guardian of the Galaxy

From Wiki.

Guardian of the Galaxy is a universally available but little read news outlet, founded in 2014.

From today's edition:

Peter Quill: Shocking new statistics reveal that as many as nine in ten children in Missouri in the mid-1980s were abducted by a group of thieves and smugglers called the Ravagers and trafficked as sex slaves.

Gamora: It is time for women to break through the glass ceiling and not just end up as personal assistants to fictional comic book villains.

Groot: For how much longer can Western nations sit idly by and allow the massive deforestation in the Amazon basin when so many species of tree-like humanoids are threatened with exinction?

Nebula: As a cared for child myself, I call on the government to invest more in helping girls to make the transition to adulthood. We cannot tolerate a society which allows so many young women with no stable family background to drift into becoming sadistic and evil lieutenants to Kree radicals.

1 comments:

The Stigler said...

Fantastic!

You can't blame Thanos for being "the destroyer". He's just psychologically damaged.