Nadine "Two Parties" Dorries and the elusive caption*

but it is too good an info-graphic to pass up - h/t to the creator http://www.ministryoftruth.me.uk/- so here it is ...

* nope, couldn't accomplish my mission and now the message has self-destructed, can't really remember what it was - something to do with 'a caption concerning Nad's constant search for non twisting frilly knickers that could be claimed on ex's as essential to conduct of parliamentary responsibilities..."