The following advertisement was in this morning's Metro:
Do you have the enthusiasm, imagination and energy to get people clicking?
We’re looking for an engagement champion who understands exactly what to do
to make our people click. Someone who…
* has their finger on the pulse – and knows everyone from the post room to
board room;
* thrives on organising events that bring people together – from team
activities to corporate conferences;
* is bursting with ideas on how to inspire colleagues to enjoy their work to the full;
* spends half of their life saying thank you and well done;
We employ over 2,000 talented people in Canary Wharf. We believe they’ll
give their best when they’re happy, valued and thanked for doing things well.
We want you to inspire others with your positive energy and buzz – and help
make us an even better place to work.
If this is you, you’ll want to find out more by going online at http://tinyurl.com/dx9t232
For clarity, the advertisement only showed the tinyurl, not the link to the relevant page on the organisation's website.
The possibilities are endless
44 minutes ago
7 comments:
Sounds like the ideal job for Colin Hunt from "The Fast Show".
Some time ago, the Spouse misheard a Glaswegian radio presenter in a programme on diet and thought she was referring to a government-appointed 'Fart Czar'.
The Tavern regulars gleefully adopted the term forthwith for any pointless waste of space with a fancy title and a load-of-hot-air job description - I think in this case it would be entirely appropriate.
Get a grip on the volume of credit and make sure it's sold to people who can do the maths about interest.
DO NOTHING ELSE.
L, yes, it's almost as if they do this to annoy the hell out of you.
Is the FOS a quango? If so, one of their senior management has an incapable mate who needs an income. This is his employment flag of convenience. Don't waste your time applying, they are only advertising because they have to.
MW Yes, well, that's probably true...
CV must include music hall experience.
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