This is pretty darn good, from The Onion via HPC, enjoy:
"...While using beer bottles and pretzel sticks in an attempt to explain to the bartender the importance of infusing $650 billion into the bond market, the inebriated Fed chairman nearly fell off his stool and had to be held up by the patron sitting next to him.
Another bargoer confirmed Bernanke stood about 2 inches from her face and sprayed her with saliva, claiming inflation was going to "totally screw" consumer confidence and then asking if he could bum a smoke..."
If I'm reading my email correctly, Mr W is back tomorrow (or it could be Friday) and normal service will no doubt be resumed.
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You've done a sterling job and what's he back so soon for? Ran out of money? It's happening these days.
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