The Daily Mail on top form:
Drivers who light cigarettes in company cars are being hunted down by 'sniffer wardens' after a council teamed up with police to smoke them out.
Tendring District Council and Essex Police are so eager to catch employees having a puff behind the wheel that they've set up road blocks across the county. Armed with nothing but a heightened sense of smell, the sharp-nosed enforcers lie in wait, sniffing inside the cars of suspected lawbreakers, and scouring for used ashtrays...
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8 comments:
Lucky residents of Tendring, where there is so little crime that the police have to find make-work.
You had me there - I thought you meant Daily Mash.
Good news - we now know whose job to cut. Every little helps.
VFTS, I wonder how this will affect their house prices - there'll be loads of dots on their crime map where once were none!
WOAR, yes, I see how the confusion could arise.
If I was a smoker, I'd eat plenty of beans.
A quick round of applause should go the Mail reader who commented on the story "start from this proposition: Many people in positions of high authority and responsibility in this country are mentally unsound. Once you realize this things become clearer."
Anonymous is quite right here.
B, then there's a risk of explosions.
Anon, indeed. There is every reason to assume that they are completely unhinged from our reality, but they operate on a different level of reality.
I love +ticking the boxes when Mail readers go mental.
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