Thursday, 16 September 2010

"George Michael 'sobs' as prisoners sing Freedom at him"

The Metro confirms what we were all expecting would happen.

He didn't see this one coming? I wonder whether he has a quip ready for the night before his release when his cell mate says "Wake me up before you go-go", and indeed whether Kenny Goss is thinking up a quip for when he greets George Michael at the prison gates in eight weeks' time and George Michael says "I knew you'd be waiting (for me)".

8 comments:

JuliaM said...

They might be singing that now, but after lights out, it'll be 'Fast Love'...

Dick Puddlecote said...

As a Father Figure tells him "I'm your Man", Julia? ;)

Chuckles said...

He's just gotta have Faith. Perhaps they'll let him clean the toilets?

AntiCitizenOne said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1312356/Owner-lay-dead-couch-buyers-shown-round-Notting-Hill-home.html#ixzz0zgqIDyhz

Mark Wadsworth said...

JM, DP, Ch, awful, awful. Keep 'em coming.

AC1, that's not the title of a George Michael song, surely?

Budvar said...

After the 1st hr in prison, George Michael had a chocolate bar shoved up is arse by an inmate, prison officers said it was just a CARELESS WISPA

Mark Wadsworth said...

Bud, that is really, really awful. So you're well in the lead so far :-)

Mark Wadsworth said...

Looking on the bright side, at least the poor bloke will be out again long before they all start singing "Last Christmas".