Wednesday 3 March 2010

Getting it over with

OK, so Michael Foot pegged it. My first thought was 'donkey jacket'. My next was 'baseball cap', followed by 'falling over backwards into the breakers', 'force feeding your daughter a hamburger', 'get on your bikes'*, 'punching a protestor in the face', 'holding a banana', 'speaking French really badly' and so on.

If one were to embark on a political career, maybe it would be a good idea to start by arranging a photo-opportunity wearing a donkey jacket and a baseball cap, holding a banana in one hand while force feeding one's daughter a hamburger with the other etc etc. With a bit of luck, nobody would ever bother mentioning it again, as it was clearly a stunt, and whatever faux pas** you were to commit after that wouldn't really matter.

Just a thought.

* Afterthought: how about chaining your bike to a two-foot high bollard and then wondering how somebody managed to nick it?

** Like ending a post title with a preposition, let's say.

3 comments:

Bill Quango MP said...

Or better yet appear a hearty, but complete buffoon who knows nothing about anything and is permanently befuddled by even the simplest of events. Such as opening a door. A Bertie Wooster type.

By the way Boris Johnson is on Question time tomorrow.

{So is Shirley Williams. She and Teather must have their own special chairs by now.}

bayard said...

It wasn't a donkey jacket (but I suppose that's not the point).

Lola said...

Foot, although unarguably completely Wrong about most of things, was an 'honest lefty'. Which is a shed load more than can be said about all those that followed him at the head of the Labour Party. He was also patriotic, unfashionable in these days, and anti-EU.

None of which redeems his essential wrongness, but does redeem him personally, if you see what I mean.