Saturday, 19 December 2009

More cow attack hilarity...

From the BBC:

Sex And The City star Sarah Jessica Parker* has revealed a cow kicked her during filming of her latest movie...

Lest ye think she is dissing on of the other actresses from the SATC franchise, nope, this was a real-life cow.

Submitted by Ross.

* This tends to support another tentative theory of mine, that celeb's who look like horses are most likely to be attacked. I wonder what sort of odds the bookies are giving on Sophie Ellis Bextor being chased up a tree by a dog and subsequently rescued by the fire brigade?

6 comments:

Pavlov's Cat said...

celeb's who look like horses are most likely to be attacked

In which case it's a wonder Sheryl Crow is still walking around

Mark Wadsworth said...

PC, maybe she'll get attacked by a fox or an owl?

MTG said...

I was constantly kicked by a cow until it divorced me.

AntiCitizenOne said...

Oi! SEB is gorgeous.

Pavlov's Cat said...

@Mark
I thought better of you, but as it's Christmas I'm going to cut you some slack.
Any other time you would be reported to the Pun-Finder General and be forced to listen to Tim Vine routines until your ears bleed.

"He who would pun, would pick a pocket"

Stephen Maturin - Master & Commander

James Higham said...

This theory probably holds up. Cows are discerning in whom they attack.