From the BBC:
Sex And The City star Sarah Jessica Parker* has revealed a cow kicked her during filming of her latest movie...
Lest ye think she is dissing on of the other actresses from the SATC franchise, nope, this was a real-life cow.
Submitted by Ross.
* This tends to support another tentative theory of mine, that celeb's who look like horses are most likely to be attacked. I wonder what sort of odds the bookies are giving on Sophie Ellis Bextor being chased up a tree by a dog and subsequently rescued by the fire brigade?
Might As Well Get Them Some Hugo Boss Uniforms, Rowley...
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6 comments:
celeb's who look like horses are most likely to be attacked
In which case it's a wonder Sheryl Crow is still walking around
PC, maybe she'll get attacked by a fox or an owl?
I was constantly kicked by a cow until it divorced me.
Oi! SEB is gorgeous.
@Mark
I thought better of you, but as it's Christmas I'm going to cut you some slack.
Any other time you would be reported to the Pun-Finder General and be forced to listen to Tim Vine routines until your ears bleed.
"He who would pun, would pick a pocket"
Stephen Maturin - Master & Commander
This theory probably holds up. Cows are discerning in whom they attack.
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