From The Metro:
Parents and dog owners have been warned to watch out for fanged deer thought to be behind a dozen attacks.
They have been told by council officials to control children and dogs 'for their own safety' amid reports of two attacks in ten days by what is thought to be a Chinese water deer. The 50cm tall males have canine teeth that grow up to 6cm (2.4in). The latest attack saw a Jack Russell called Gussie receive deep cuts after disturbing the animal in Ampthill Park, Bedfordshire, on Thursday.
First a woman is attacked by a common or garden reindeer - a week later, they've grown fangs and carried out a dozen further attacks. Where will it all end?
What have we wrought in the UK?
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5 comments:
It's a conspiracy against Santa and Christmas!
Expect to see reports of man killing pine trees and poisonous mistletoe.
Snow will be re-labeled as 'winter fallout' and tobogganing will cause cancer.
Things cannot sink much lower following court appearances by Prancer and Dancer for carnal offences of a bestial nature. The chimney must be out of bounds this year.
It will end when people get a brain and realise that stags are quite large, wild and dangerous creatures which you shouldn't get within thirty yards of if you have any sense, which sadly many people lack.
The fucking antlers are a clue.
The deer might be in cahoots with the cows, look at this survivor of a cow attack that occurred while he was deer hunting!
@Dear Prime Minister,
Mistletoe IS poisonous,not just the berries either.
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