Saturday, 12 September 2009

Ooh! He's going to be in trouble for this ...

Giles Coren, world champion at initiating rounds of Victimhood Poker which he can only lose*, in today's Times:

The first thing I ever did on telly was a quiz show. A Weakest Link “journalists special” in which I slaughtered the likes of Lynn Barber, Dominic Mohan (now Editor of The Sun), and Deidre out of “Dear Deidre”, to earn first place and a whopping eleven-and-a-half- grand cheque. Which I then had to give to charity. All of it.

Personally, I believe that if starving little fly-blown perishers from Chad want to get their hands on the best part of 12 gees then let them go on the telly themselves and be first to the buzzer on such questions as “what ‘c’ is the opposite of dog?” and “which ‘J’ had the surname Christ?”


* See PPS to an earlier post.

7 comments:

James Higham said...

C? Let me think. Cow?

Mark Wadsworth said...

JH, my money would have been on "cur".

DBC Reed said...

Pedantically speaking ,the opposite of dog is bitch and Christ is n't a surname but a title,meaning the Anointed.
NB John Lipetz's storming letter on LVT on behalf of C forEJ in today's Guardian .

dearieme said...

Thank God he said "perisher" rather than an obvious alternative p-noun.

Mark Wadsworth said...

DBC, the absolute diametric opposite of dog is probably something like "onomatopoeia" or "infra-red". Neither of which start with 'c'.

D, what p-noun? Don't go all PC on me!

dearieme said...

piccaninny - so archaic that I'm not sure of the spelling.

Anonymous said...

Jesus's surname wasn't Christ, it was Cohen.