Mark Wadsworth: "Guide to spot cheating footballers"

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

Maybe everybody else already knows all this, but it seems like a very good cut-out-and-keep summary to me.

dearieme said...: You can recognise cheating footballers by their boots. They wear some.; 16 September 2009 at 11:08
Ross said...: I find that other factors are worth paying attention to such as "does their name end in 'o' or 'i'?" and "are they wearing a hairband?"; 16 September 2009 at 12:01
Mark Wadsworth said...: D, probably!

Naughty Ross! That's very un-PC, off to Re-Education Camp!; 16 September 2009 at 12:25
TheFatBigot said...: Or you could just look for the Chelsea badge on their shirts.; 16 September 2009 at 12:40
dearieme said...: Rooni! Rooni!; 16 September 2009 at 16:00
James Higham said...: Isn't that what the linesman's there for?; 16 September 2009 at 19:54
silicone breast implants said...: I thinks that shoes are the right way to recognized cheating footballers.; 17 September 2009 at 06:04

Wednesday, 16 September 2009