Wednesday, 16 September 2009

"Guide to spot cheating footballers"

Maybe everybody else already knows all this, but it seems like a very good cut-out-and-keep summary to me.

7 comments:

dearieme said...

You can recognise cheating footballers by their boots. They wear some.

Ross said...

I find that other factors are worth paying attention to such as "does their name end in 'o' or 'i'?" and "are they wearing a hairband?"

Mark Wadsworth said...

D, probably!

Naughty Ross! That's very un-PC, off to Re-Education Camp!

TheFatBigot said...

Or you could just look for the Chelsea badge on their shirts.

dearieme said...

Rooni! Rooni!

James Higham said...

Isn't that what the linesman's there for?

silicone breast implants said...

I thinks that shoes are the right way to recognized cheating footballers.