Friday, 8 May 2009

Milking a story for all it's worth...

From The Metro:

See also "storm in a D-cup", "making a tit of yourself", "thanks for your support", "keeping abreast of events", "no more boob and bust", "keeping ahead of the curves", "M&S meets demands of its knockers", "The £2 surcharge will soon be a distant mammary", "M&S had some front" (cont. page 94)

3 comments:

James Higham said...

That took some time to compose, fellow Eye reader.

Mark Wadsworth said...

I thought I'd better grasp the opportunity with both hands.

Bill Quango MP said...

Rose has had to do a climb down.
What a tit.