From The Metro Reptile pet shop fire clears homes
Using all my forensic skills, I have identified the culprit.
* Geek points for the first person to tell me that Sherlock Holmes never actually uttered that phrase. He's a fictional character!
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"A fire at a reptile emporium housing poisonous snakes and scorpions led concerned neighbours to seek shelter at a football stadium. "
Must have been a lot of neighbours!
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