The Brown Bottle

The phrase "Gordon Brown-Trousers" is already doing the rounds, I would prefer see the whole episode go down in history as "The Brown Bottle"*, **.

*Obviously, I will look daft if the One-Eyed Wonder does a double- or treble-shimmy and calls an election after all, but if he doesn't, let me be the first to say I Told You So.

** The Sage King nearly beat me to it with the post "Brown Bottles It" of three hours ago.