Stupid Criminal Of The Week

Headline from The Daily Mail:

Nanny caught stealing 68 PUNNETS of 'expensive' cherry tomatoes from Coles after her doctor told her to eat more vegetables for health reasons

Tomatoes are of course fruit, not vegetables. Duh.

Sadly, the article does not say how much the house where she works as a nanny is worth, which would have helped to put it all in perspective.