Ireland 1: England 0

My heart soared with pride when our PM Mrs T May donned her highest high heels and towered over that French bloke:



In last week's round, Ireland fielded the winning candidate. Is Varadkar surprisingly tall or is Johnson a short-arse? Either way, well played Ireland, a well deserved victory!

It's Opposites Day!

From a blatantly biased article at the BBC:

Leo Varadkar restated his commitment to an open border in Ireland with free movement of people and frictionless trade, with no tariffs and no checks.

Sounds excellent, but wait...

He added: "We don't want Ireland to become a back door to the single market in the event of a hard Brexit."

Isn't that more or less the opposite of the first statement? Or at least, near the other end of a continuum between 'free trade' and 'hard border'? Or what? The more you try and read it in context, the more ambiguous it becomes. Is it OK for the I/NI border to be a 'back door' if there is a 'soft' Brexit, in which case, how 'soft'?