Kelly Hoppen Watch

The money shot in this week's episode was a few minutes before the end (40 mins 35 seconds, if you really want to know):

Compulsive Viewing

On Channel 5, Superior Interiors with Kelly Hoppen.

I can take or leave the whole 'interior design' bit; what gives this series the added frisson are the occasional cutaway shots of Kelly in profile:

Shabbat shalom

Everybody's favourite globetrotter-cum-climate change activist Sienna Miller was mentioned on the front cover of today's London Lite, so I flicked to page nine to see where she'd flown this week. She stayed in London, apparently, to celebrate someth... Holy Cow! Look at the size of that nose!*
* I hope that Kelly Hoppen doesn't turn out to be Jewish, in which case this post might be taken the wrong way.