Wednesday 1 October 2014

Totally gratuitous and unnecessary

9 comments:

proglodyte said...

http://www.reveal.co.uk/fashion/news/a505974/lucy-watson-steps-out-in-bargain-high-street-aztec-dress.html

What do you reckon her bag and shoes are made from?

Mark Wadsworth said...

P, no idea.

Leather I guess, but only leather from animals which were dead anyway (leather is a by-product of the meat industry, not the other way round).

Ian Hills said...

That ad's converted me to cannibalism, not vegetarianism.

Mark Wadsworth said...

IH, which reminds me of the joke from The Stars My Degradation, where some space creature is on trial for "eating the wife of the Ambassador".

A fellow prisoners asks him "Psst, do they mean sexually or literally?" and the creature replies "Both. Ain't I a stinker!"

Sackerson said...

You're making me hungry and I've just had breakfast.

Macheath said...

Sackerson, this might help:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6wV0bjuss

Lola said...

I'd bite her bum....

Bayard said...

"All animals have the same parts"

Really, then where are my other four limbs? After all, a spider is an animal.

DBC Reed said...

Gratuitous and unnecessary? That's a plus surely? Denise van Outen was once asked about appearing in the nude in films and said "Only if its gratuitous and irrelevant to the plot." Which seemed to show the right attitude.