Mark Wadsworth: Totally gratuitous and unnecessary

Wednesday, 1 October 2014

Totally gratuitous and unnecessary

9 comments:

proglodyte said...: http://www.reveal.co.uk/fashion/news/a505974/lucy-watson-steps-out-in-bargain-high-street-aztec-dress.html

What do you reckon her bag and shoes are made from?; 1 October 2014 at 21:12
Mark Wadsworth said...: P, no idea.

Leather I guess, but only leather from animals which were dead anyway (leather is a by-product of the meat industry, not the other way round).; 1 October 2014 at 22:13
Ian Hills said...: That ad's converted me to cannibalism, not vegetarianism.; 1 October 2014 at 22:58
Mark Wadsworth said...: IH, which reminds me of the joke from The Stars My Degradation, where some space creature is on trial for "eating the wife of the Ambassador".

A fellow prisoners asks him "Psst, do they mean sexually or literally?" and the creature replies "Both. Ain't I a stinker!"; 2 October 2014 at 06:45
Sackerson said...: You're making me hungry and I've just had breakfast.; 2 October 2014 at 07:49
Macheath said...: Sackerson, this might help:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6wV0bjuss; 2 October 2014 at 08:05
Lola said...: I'd bite her bum....; 2 October 2014 at 12:26
Bayard said...: "All animals have the same parts"

Really, then where are my other four limbs? After all, a spider is an animal.; 2 October 2014 at 20:42
DBC Reed said...: Gratuitous and unnecessary? That's a plus surely? Denise van Outen was once asked about appearing in the nude in films and said "Only if its gratuitous and irrelevant to the plot." Which seemed to show the right attitude.; 3 October 2014 at 10:07

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