"John Prescott : My secret battle with bulimia"

I had already factored in the former Deputy PM's voracious appetite when reconciling the ratio of takeaways-to-schools recently. Under Method One, we would expect this ratio to rise in areas of greater population density, but Kingston-upon-Hull was far above the trend line.

Whether this confession amounts to part of a "great legacy" is open to debate, of course.

Perhaps Cleanthes could re-run that regression analysis?