Wednesday 27 June 2018

"Bulls escape field and cause havoc in Godinton Park, Ashford"

From Kent Online:

One resident said: "The bulls came from the field behind me, I don’t know how they got out. They walked up the road, stopping traffic and damaged one resident's car and ate the flowers in his garden."

The bastards! You can polish a dent out of a car but they'll never get the flowers back.

4 comments:

jack ketch said...

As its Kent they were probably rarebreed ('Jeremy picked them up in Dordogne ') Chambrays, desperate to find the entrance to the Chunnel and desperate to leave before the herds of unicorns arrive.

Mark Wadsworth said...

JK, unicorns? I'm lost.

jack ketch said...

Those cherry cake bearing unicorns that are going to populate the land after brexit....

Mark Wadsworth said...

JK, you made that up.