Friday, 5 January 2018

Checklist for UKIP leaders

The current UKIP leader is taking this really seriously, see today's Metro:

Checked flat cap? CHECK

Green Barbour wax jacket? CHECK

Carry large golfing umbrella while giving the distinct impression you'd rather be carrying a shot gun? CHECK

Leave wife for woman half your age? CHECK

You wonder whether the cap and jacket get passed down from UKIP leader to UKIP leader, like a badge of office...


Lola said...

Oh dear. I 'check' three out of four of those. (I am still on wife No.1 - or rather she is still putting up with me),