Tuesday, 17 March 2015

Life copies satire

Daily Mash, 10 February 2015:

RAPPER Kayne West has quit the music industry to devote all his energy to twattish behaviour.

He said: “I am at a point in my life where I ask myself, what really fulfils me? Is it the arduous process of recording music and touring, or is it simply pissing off others?

“I would say the latter.”

From The Evening Standard, 17 March 2015:

A petition has been launched in an attempt to prevent Kanye West from headlining Glastonbury Festival...

A change.org petition – titled Cancel Kanye West's headline slot and get a rock band – reads: “Kanye West is an insult to music fans all over the world. We spend hundreds of pounds to attend glasto, and by doing so, expect a certain level of entertainment.

“Kanye has been very outspoken on his views on music....he should listen to his own advice and pass his headline slot on to someone deserving! Let's prevent this musical injustice now!”


Ben Jamin' said...

He loves fish sticks. And dated a cross dressing pike named Trish.

That's all I know about the man.