Thursday, 4 December 2014

"Large bottomed passenger calls on MP to wear paper bag over her head"

From The Evening Standard:

A plus-sized commuter today urged former public health minister Anne Milton to wear a paper bag over her head if she wants to sit opposite people on train seats.

The fuller-figured passenger, who has campaigned against repulsive ugliness, managed to get a seat on the 7.34am today. But she soon tweeted about being made to feel sick by a “very ugly woman”.

She tweeted: “Seats free on 7.34 but on those opposite facing rows. Fairly nice looking lass opposite left of me and a dishy bloke opposite right but a really gut-wrenchingly hideous witch directly opposite who is staring straight at me with a slightly crazed expression, which makes trying to concentrate on my mobile 'phone really difficult somehow.”