Saturday, 21 June 2014

"Home-Owner-Ist militants release chilling sign-up video to entice Brits"

From The Daily Star:

EVIL Home-Owner-Ists have released a chilling recruitment video featuring Baby Boomers urging young Brits to join the war on themselves.

The smug early retirees, speaking in English accents, say: "Give up your nice cars, tell your wife to get a job and take out the biggest mortgage you can.”

Professionally shot and edited, the 13-minute film shows them brandishing copies of The Telegraph and reciting how much their hosue had increased in value since they bought it for its low, regulated price decades ago.

The couple, Ben and Betty Southwood, want young Brits to vastly overpay for housing, causing havoc in the economy.

Lloyds Banking Group (Isis) have millions of Brits on the drip and control large amounts of their earned income. In the video, Betty claims that signing up for a mortgage will reduce the stress and “depression” of living in Western countries.

She adds: “Are you willing to sacrifice all the income from the job you’ve got, the big car you’ve got, the family you will never have? Are you willing to sacrifice this, for the sake of getting on The Ladder? If you sacrifice something for The Ladder, The Ladder will give you 700 times more than this.”