Wednesday, 28 May 2014

"Splash! Alesha takes revenge on David for joking about her miming"

From The Evening Standard:

Alesha Dixon took inspiration from her fellow talent contest judge Sharon Osbourne when she threw a glass of acid over David Walliams on the first Britain's Got Talent live semi-final. The former Mis-Teeq singer poured the toxic chemical over the comedian after he made a joke about her miming.

Judging singer Christian Spridon, Walliams said: "I loved the performance. It is about entertainment and that’s what you did. You are a born star. Alesha made a career miming!"

Dixon quickly jumped to her feet and poured hydrochloric acid over Walliams screaming: "You are fucking with the wrong bitch! I don’t mime!" The rest of the judging panel Amanda Holden and Simon Cowell gazed on in horror.

After the show Walliams tweeted from his hospital bed "Well it's nice to know @AleshaOfficial can take a joke. #BGT". He posted a picture of the moment his skin started peeling off with the caption: "The moment @AleshaOfficial nearly blinded me on #BGT. Where there is a blame there is a claim."

Alesha responded: "Hahahaha!!!! U r dead to me you fuck :) soon u will be dead 4 real :)".


Ian Hills said...

Can't wait to see all those burka-clad beauties when the PC version of Miss World hits our screens....

Mark Wadsworth said...

IH, the Islamic Miss World will be held behind closed doors in front of a female only jury. The winner's prize is being sent off to Pakistan to meet her new husband.