"Sir, I think I've spotted the enemy, sir...

... over in that forest, trying to hide among the trees."

"Are you sure? How can you tell it's them?"

"Easy sir, they're wearing high-viz jackets over their uniforms. Health and safety, sir. Battlefields are pretty dangerous places, y'know."

"My God! I'd forgotten all about that! I let the men out in camouflage! Top brass will have me court martialled for this!"