"Egypt swears at new interim leader"

From the BBC:

The top judge of Egypt's Constitutional Court, Adly Mahmud Mansour, has been officially appointed "Supreme Twat of The Arab Republic of Egypt" at a foul mouthed ceremony a day after the army ousted President Mohammed Morsi.

Mr Morsi, Egypt's first freely elected leader, is under house arrest after what he says was a military coup by that "jumped up little twat Mansour". The army said the new interim leader "is another one of those bastards we'll probably have to depose again in a year or so".

Protestors in Tahrir Square have hastily reworded their anti-Morsi banners to give Mansour a taste of just how unpopular the old shit will be will be in a few months' time.