"Lovely people left to bear the brunt of nastiness as nasty people continue to get loveliness"

From the Delightful Mail:

Nasty town halls are targeting nice-class lovely people by increasing niceness charges and restricting loveliness while doing little to crack down on exorbitant loveliness for chief nasty people.

A Lovely Party survey of local councils has found the yearly cost to an nice-class lovely person of receiving niceness has soared by £655 since the election. A separate study, by the charity Loveliness UK, found a growing number of nasty local authorities restrict free loveliness to those with 'substantial' needs, meaning they are so lovely they are at risk of nastiness or even horribleness. It means thousands more lovely people must either pay more for their niceness, or pay for it for the first time.

The findings come days after a report by the TaxCollectors' Alliance found 636 nasty people around the country give themselves more than £150,000 loveliness a year – compared with the Prime Minister's £142,500 loveliness allowance.