Tuesday 7 May 2013

BBC warns viewers of 'summer of repeats of repeats'

The  BBC has warned viewers to brace themselves for the usual  ‘summer of repeats of repeats' after discovering it yet again had “no money for new programmes” and has sparked off a fierce row with the viewers group BECTU which has labelled the announcement "absolutely unacceptable and an insult to licence fee payers".

The BECTU general secretary, Gerry Morrissey, speaking outside the BBC in Salford Quays where BECTU also has a base, said "We believe this is absolutely unacceptable.” adding that "the BBC must offer viewers at least the occasional new and groundbreaking programme of the quality of The Wright Way in its summer schedules and not simply rely on filling the schedules with ‘retrospectives’ and ‘another chance to see classic TV’ type reruns of reruns”.  He went on “Whilst many viewers really enjoy watching their favourites time after time, quietly mouthing the soundtrack if not speaking it out loud, viewers deserve more.”  

 “The BBC should come clean, and let us know what is happening to all the income they receive from licence fees” he said “What are they doing with it, spending it all on huge new office complexes or something, huge salaries to former MPs and the like brought onto the payroll and massive pay-offs to senior staff who have to leave for one reason or another? ”

A clearly angry Mr. Morrisey added “after all, if all the BBC is going to be is a carbon copy of Dave,  then why not just call it Dave? “

A BBC spokeswoman said in reply that “when putting together this year’s summer schedule we will do what we can to try and provide some new programmes but this commitment has to be balanced by what we can afford to pay to make or buy them in given the savings we need to make in order to be able to continue to recruit personnel of the quality of James Purnell to do exactly whatever it is he does, whilst we are constrained in how much we can increase the licence fee each year.” 

Update : The BBC has reacted swiftly and appointed a "trouble-shooter" "across news, TV and radio" ..."after a series of scandals that have beset the corporation" who will be "the go-to man". 

5 comments:

Sarton Bander said...

~If someone suggestion a 3 billion pound a year tax on letterboxes in order to fund (what bureaucrats called educational and informative) snail-mail, it wouldn't get very far would it?

Bob E said...

I expect it would get as far as these did ...

http://fullfact.org/factchecks/would_email_penny_post_fix_deficit-2430

Mind you Bob was only following in the footsteps of others with "his idea about e-mails" which, if it had been applied garner circa £2.75 bn a year based on the UK share of non spam e-mails being 735 million a day.

Back in 2004, Bill Gates suggested e-mail users should have to pay for "a virtual stamp" to end spam.

In 2006, AOL and Yahoo proposed a payment system that would charge up to a cent to guarantee delivery.

And Yahoo later came back and reran the idea by suggesting that rather than actually charge users to Yahoo (and other delivery agents direct benefit) a required charity donation for each email would make spam unviable.

Tim Almond said...

Good. Let the bastards strike. Another nail in the license fee.

DBC Reed said...

But the Commercial Telly is no better . There is nothing to watch on either. I should imagine advertising revenues are hardly buoyant in the Tory Depression. It is known as Austerity Television in our house where we watch ridiculous numbers of football matches. I am quite annoyed that I have been compelled to worry about what is going on at Real Madrid.

Tim Almond said...

DBC Reed,

I don't know. I've recently been watching Big Bang Theory and Boss and enjoying both. I also quite like CSI-type series like Covert Affairs and NSIS.

Chat shows, magazine shows, news, reality TV? It can all go in the bin as far as I'm concerned. I'd rather play a puzzle game on my phone or listen to the radio.

The thing I watch a lot of now are movies, because of channels like Film 4, my PVR and my Lovefilm sub.

About the only things I watch on the BBC now are QI and Only Connect.